#I crack myself up

[sleepandsweetener]

Ah yes, the duality of tsukinomori students

[shellem15]

"If the gods become mortal, there will inevitably be at least 20 random dudes claiming to be the mortal incarnation of the Dawnfather at any given time." Yes. And one of them will be Asmodeus.

[serialsunset]

Look, it’s an Alu-card

[moongreenlight]

Werewolf!Soap who you meet while you’re out walking your dog.

It’s all the makings of a real meet-cute when you’re dragged across the path because your dog has caught some scent and pulled you straight over to Johnny who’s jogging a few yards ahead of you. You apologize when he almost trips over the leash and try to assure him that this never happens. You don’t know what’s gotten into your dog as he’s usually so calm when you’re out.

Johnny is so good-natured about it. Squats down and let’s the pup get a good sniff of his hands before scratching it behind the ears a few times.

��Wow, you must be a real dog person!”

“You’ve got no idea.”

[lilislegacy]

can we start an ‘out of context quotes’ chain for wottg?

if not, that’s fine. but if yes, i would like to start by contributing this one

[interoteme]

[arthur-lesters-left-arm]

my favorite tma character? probably mr. magnus archives himself

[dipperscavern]

lowkey jon snow is the most likely to be walked like a dog by his wife like i just know. then it’s robb then cregan. like i dont think one loves their wife more than the other but cregan got that DAWG in him like we know he runs a tight ship. but robb and jon r just SIMPS. cregan loves hard dont get me wrong but the other two WORSHIP. robb actively got himself killed by not leaving the woman he loved and jon just has that aura abt him. like when u take in a stray

“cregan got that DAWG in him” why is that kinda…. IM SORRY I LOVE TALKING ABOUT MEN LIKE THEYRE ANIMALS ITS MY FAVORITE PASS TIME

and i’d like to raise a finger ☝️which comes bearing a thought with it (as always with me) the order is perfect — except i’d switch robb and jon. walk with me anon,

i put robb at first because of something i can only explain in terms of water (i sound insane), the main difference between jon & robb is that while they’re both good kings, they react to stress much differently. jon thrives under it and robb is the complete opposite. @cdragons said it perfectly once and i’m paraphrasing here, but she said that jon has been drowning all his life, and robb only began drowning during the war of five kings. i don’t think i could explain this further if i tried.

ANYWAYS, that’s why i’m putting robb first, is because god forgive me for saying such things if you know how to do it right, robb (at that point and time in his life) is very susceptible to being manipulated by someone he loves (well hell, theon walked him like a dog) (no pun intended)

but i do agree with cregan being dead last in any scenario !!! if you’re walking him like a dog it’s because he wants you to (hot.)

[tealmussel]

grrr im heavy weapons guy haha

you can tell i was about to draw engie thirst traps at the beginning

[a-hazbin-reader]

[maybe-im-dark]

Wade sliding in Logan's DMs:

[koolaidashley]

Hehe spot the diff haha. Ha. Anyway I’m goin so insane over the new chapter of tnv thanks @sugarpasteltmnt !!

Giggles

[demobatman]

mike in any byler coffee shop au

[lilislegacy]

I think it’d be funny if annabeth never had “the talk” since she ran away at a young age and never had a complete formal education (a lot of people have it in school in 8th grade… and guess who was kidnapped and forced to hold up the sky conveniently during that time) plus the added factor of Athena just thinking her into existence and just didn’t know until a comically old age.

19 year old annabeth: you put WHAT into my WHAT to make a WHAT

this would be funny lol!

however, i think it’s the exact opposite. she probably read everything that has ever been written about the female (and male) body when she was super young. she’d be the 8 year old who’s educating teenagers and using scientific language when informing people of every detailed process 🤣

in fact, she’d probably inform percy when HE’S 19 about these things. and at the most random times. they’d be fooling around and she’d just spit out a cool fact like “did you know that your ____ actually does ____ and ____ during a process called ____?” and percy would just look at her horrified

[giddyaunt425]

I really cracked myself up with this one.

[nurfhurdur]

Lightning: You realize that just allowing Mater to represent me before Sally showed up is illegal right.

Sheriff: This town has been dead for decades son, we haven't followed protocol in ages.

Doc: Also we don't care.